I LOVE BETTI

Hey sweets,

Sorry I haven't gotten to post these before - long story involving family road trips, biryani and stomach flu, but let's not go into all that. I have something special on the presses for you, but until then I hope this vid give you a good laugh.

:)

From Susie!

Joining in on the vids

This was posted on UU and I thought I would add to the other vids that have been posted here :)
Enjoy!

Oh Betti

This made me laugh so hard, and took up at least a couple hours. His videos begin with weird clips of his friends, so get past the girl with the fuzzy ball glasses, she's only 15 seconds and then you have the endearing, very funny, Alex.

He reads twilight (almost) cover to cover.

For Betti, From Lambie

Edward Cullen dances for Carlisle

Hope this raises a giggle or two.

Hello again Betti!

My rec for today is called Died and Gone to Heaven.

It's hilarious and sexy. Love it.

There's a prequel called BEG, but read the main story first.

Then I have silly jokes.

Genuine extracts from Doctor's (and Secretaries') notes

• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
• On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
• The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
• The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
• Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
• Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. Me again ?
• The patient refused autopsy.
• The patient has no previous history of suicides.
• Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
• While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
• Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• Rectal examination revealed an enlarged thyroid.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
• I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
• Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
• She is numb from her toes down.

Recs For Betti :)

I stalked your favourites to find out what you like to read - hopefully there are some here you haven't already read :)

First up...some slashy goodness (of course).

Said & Done - E/Jasper - absolutely delightfully funny and sweet.

Or if you prefer heartbreaking angst try Say Something Else (but have your tissues ready)


Now for a quirky AU. I really like a good messing around with canon story so try this intriguing (and short) little Edward/Leah story. Always one foot on the ground.

Feel like some Jasper loving? This is one of my all time fav stories Cowboys have Fangs too.

Another quirky, interesting one B/E and (very) AU. And with thee fade away.

And what post would be complete without a little Rob. He's wishing you "get better soon" (honest!)

Some Recs

Mercy by Spanglemaker9 - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6425462/1/

Tragic, but so well done. Not lemony, one shot, Esme, Carlisle and early American witch hunts.

Nighttime Romeo by Nerac - http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=10135

Sweet, funny and hot as heck Edward. Smutty Halloween fun first, chapter 2 is Christmas.

Best Physical Ever by Spuntinsel - http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=4892

More fluffy, funny hotness. Doctor Edward.

Nita

Hi Betti

In case you need something to aid sweet dreams you could try Paging Dr Love. There are only 7 chapters so far and it hasn't updated in 2 years but from what I remember they were 7 memorable chapters...

Dear Betti

This is just a little something we put together to let you know that you're in our thoughts and hearts, and hopefully put a smile on your face and relieve some of the tedium of your stay.

I will start with my biggest wish for you, beyond good health, and that is Doctor Rob.

Best wishes to you dear.

Nita/Nitareality





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