Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A Ward in a Similar Image

Mz. Betti,

As you know, my hubby is a type 1 diabetic. My love and care for him and his lifelong battle with the disease takes up a giant chunk of both my mind and my heart.

With both you, during your hospital stay, and him in mind, I decided to write an Edward that was diabetic too. He is the main character of my NaNoWriMo attempt this year.

I hope you enjoy this little tidbit. Please know you are so, very adored...

xoxo,
MzEll


~~~ It was tingling. I could see again and my tongue was tingling. It was coming up. I fumbled for my list, looking over each customer’s name as the glucose tablets did their job.

This was when I was at my best, when my senses were just coming back from the brink of unconsciousness. I could smell every food that flitted across my mind as if it were sitting directly in front of me, and each name on my list spoke it’s request.


Rose was having a dinner party. I wasn’t a big drinker, but just the mental image of popping a chocolate truffle in my mouth after a sip of red wine made me drool. Wine and chocolate would be her theme.

Leah liked to fight with her food. Oysters were still in season and reasonably priced. She’d love ripping the tiny muscles out of their cozy shells, even if the poor things had already perished in my oven. I laughed at my mind’s eye as it showed me Leah spanking a pomegranate with a wooden spoon, jostling the succulent seeds from the ruby orb that housed them. I’d make a while chocolate mousse and leave instructions for how to properly punish a pomegranate with her.


Aro, an old friend of my father’s, was last on my list. He loved when things seemed complicated, but hated fancy foods. For him I would make a dessert with puffed pastry and a cheesy souffle’. Really, as long as whatever I fixed puffed like his ego, he’d be pleased.

I had a lot of cooking to do, as soon as I could stop sweating. ~~~



Monday, November 1, 2010

Thinking of you bb

Hope you managed to see the new Rob pics which appeared all over the internetz today....just in case you missed out...
(and well one view is not enough anyway, yes?)








From Houdinis Box

"Alright lady. You need to start getting better PRONTO. I've been going through YTC widthdrawl and my doctor says if I don't get some Alice/Lafayette/Eric action soon, my heart may explode. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?

LOL - you know I'm just kidding, right? Seriously though, I hope you're feeling better or at least making progress on what they can do to help you. I miss running into you on twitter and trying to figure out ways to not insult Germans by talking about David Hasselhoff!"


- Houdinis Box

Sunday, October 31, 2010

I LOVE BETTI

Hey sweets,

Sorry I haven't gotten to post these before - long story involving family road trips, biryani and stomach flu, but let's not go into all that. I have something special on the presses for you, but until then I hope this vid give you a good laugh.

:)

Friday, October 29, 2010

Joining in on the vids

This was posted on UU and I thought I would add to the other vids that have been posted here :)
Enjoy!


Thursday, October 28, 2010

Oh Betti

This made me laugh so hard, and took up at least a couple hours. His videos begin with weird clips of his friends, so get past the girl with the fuzzy ball glasses, she's only 15 seconds and then you have the endearing, very funny, Alex.

He reads twilight (almost) cover to cover.

For Betti, From Lambie

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Edward Cullen dances for Carlisle

Hope this raises a giggle or two.


Hello again Betti!


My rec for today is called Died and Gone to Heaven.

It's hilarious and sexy. Love it.

There's a prequel called BEG, but read the main story first.

Then I have silly jokes.

Genuine extracts from Doctor's (and Secretaries') notes
  • Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  • On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
  • The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  • The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
  • Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
  • Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. Me again ?
  • The patient refused autopsy.
  • The patient has no previous history of suicides.
  • Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
  • While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  • Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
  • Patient was alert and unresponsive.
  • Rectal examination revealed an enlarged thyroid.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
  • I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
  • Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
  • The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  • Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
  • She is numb from her toes down.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Recs For Betti :)

I stalked your favourites to find out what you like to read - hopefully there are some here you haven't already read :)

First up...some slashy goodness (of course).

Said & Done - E/Jasper - absolutely delightfully funny and sweet.

Or if you prefer heartbreaking angst try Say Something Else (but have your tissues ready)


Now for a quirky AU. I really like a good messing around with canon story so try this intriguing (and short) little Edward/Leah story. Always one foot on the ground.

Feel like some Jasper loving? This is one of my all time fav stories Cowboys have Fangs too.

Another quirky, interesting one B/E and (very) AU. And with thee fade away.

And what post would be complete without a little Rob. He's wishing you "get better soon" (honest!)

Robert Pattinson

Monday, October 25, 2010

Some Recs

Mercy by Spanglemaker9 - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6425462/1/

Tragic, but so well done. Not lemony, one shot, Esme, Carlisle and early American witch hunts.

Nighttime Romeo by Nerac - http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=10135

Sweet, funny and hot as heck Edward. Smutty Halloween fun first, chapter 2 is Christmas.

Best Physical Ever by Spuntinsel - http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=4892

More fluffy, funny hotness. Doctor Edward.

Nita

Hi Betti

In case you need something to aid sweet dreams you could try Paging Dr Love. There are only 7 chapters so far and it hasn't updated in 2 years but from what I remember they were 7 memorable chapters...

Dear Betti



This is just a little something we put together to let you know that you're in our thoughts and hearts, and hopefully put a smile on your face and relieve some of the tedium of your stay.

I will start with my biggest wish for you, beyond good health, and that is Doctor Rob.

Best wishes to you dear.

Nita/Nitareality





(image from http://www.polyvore.com/robert_pattinson/collection?id=414118)