Hello again Betti!

My rec for today is called Died and Gone to Heaven.

It's hilarious and sexy. Love it.

There's a prequel called BEG, but read the main story first.

Then I have silly jokes.

Genuine extracts from Doctor's (and Secretaries') notes

• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
• On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
• The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
• The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
• Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
• Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. Me again ?
• The patient refused autopsy.
• The patient has no previous history of suicides.
• Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
• While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
• Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• Rectal examination revealed an enlarged thyroid.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
• I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
• Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
• She is numb from her toes down.